Month: October 2025

UK Virginity Rankings Revealed – Britain’s Most Awkward Statistic

Milei Turns Argentina Into Success By Accidentally Following Economics Textbook – Libertarian President Shocks World with Basic Policy Competence

Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress, Blocks Everything – Judicial Overreach Reaches New Heights of Absurdity

Manila’s Sacred Abstinence Exposed – Filipino Virginity Culture Under the Microscope

Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel Powers Revealed – President Accidentally Invents Temporal Politics

Holy Chastity Batman – When Religious Texts Meet Reality Checks

Trump’s $300 Million Ballroom Approved, Will Feature Gold Toilets and Self-Congratulatory Plaques – Mar-a-Lago expansion to include largest room ever designed for one person’s ego

Lab Monkeys Stage Prison Break, Immediately Regret Freedom Upon Discovering Outside World – Escaped primates request re-admission after encountering traffic, taxes, and Twitter

NVIDIA’s Washington Love Affair Reaches Uncomfortable Third Date Territory – Tech giant’s relationship with federal government now includes pet names, inside jokes

Millions of Taxpayers Applaud Government Shutdown, Finally Get Break from Funding Congress – Nation celebrates brief period of not paying elected officials to accomplish nothing