Mexico Announces New ‘Mexico for the Mexicans’ Campaign, Accidentally Creates Tourism Boom – Country’s nationalist slogan proves irresistible to confused American tourists seeking authentic tacos
Letitia James Debuts ‘Resting Prosecution Face’ in Mirror, Accidentally Indicts Herself – New York AG’s stern countenance achieves sentience, files preliminary charges
Jaydon Blue Discovers He’s Been Pronouncing His Own Name Wrong for 20 Years – University of Texas student’s identity crisis triggers campus-wide pronunciation emergency
Commission of Fine Arts Approves Statue of Guy Checking His Phone – Historic monument to commemorate humanity’s greatest achievement: ignoring surroundings
Local Man Discovers He’s Been Living in Austin’s Most Expensive Zip Code While Shopping at Dollar Tree – Austin resident’s property tax revelation comes during coupon-clipping session
The Great Purity Ranking Fiasco – Who’s Really Keeping Score?
Virginity Rankings Exposed – The Absurdity of Spiritual Scorekeeping
JD Vance’s Babyface Halloween Catastrophe – VP’s Costume Fail Becomes National Incident
Credits Longer Than the Court Case Itself In a playfully exaggerated satirical scenario, Letitia James’s office is imagined producing official “credits” for every action, motion, and …
Gavin Newsom’s Strawberry Cavalry Invades Sacramento – California Governor Deploys Fruit-Based Military Force
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