Baseball Metaphors and Virginity
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The Second Batman Investigation
by The Second Batman Investigation – Double the Chastity, Double the Drama
11 Million Illegal Aliens Cast Votes in Historic Election Upset
11 Million Illegal Aliens Cast Votes in Historic Election Upset – Satirical Take on Voter Fraud Claims
Border Patrol Chief Retires to Pursue Dream of Actually Securing Border
Border Patrol Chief Retires to Pursue Dream of Actually Securing Border – Top Official Leaves Government to Get Things Done
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s MAGA Skeleton Found in Capitol Closet
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s MAGA Skeleton Found in Capitol Closet – Georgia Rep’s Literal Closet Reveals Metaphorical Skeletons
End of September Reflection – 2025-09-26
Looking back on today, I can’t believe September is almost over. This month has been absolutely wild, even by 2025 standards. This morning, I woke …
Nigeria, Tourism, and Tariff Mania – 2025-09-23
Today, something unexpected happened Actually, that’s a lie. Everything was entirely predictable, which is somehow worse. This morning, I woke up thinking about Africa, which …
Socialism, Shutdowns, and Sydney Sweeney – 2025-09-19
It’s been one of those days when the news is so ridiculous that satire feels redundant. This morning, I woke up thinking about weaponizing socialism, …
Federal Enlightenment and Presidential Interviews – 2025-09-16
Looking back on today, I can’t believe I get paid to write about federal workers achieving enlightenment. Like, that’s a real headline we’re publishing. Someone …