The Abstinence Comedy Club
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11 Million Illegal Aliens Cast Votes in Historic Election Upset – Satirical Take on Voter Fraud Claims
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Looking back on today, I can’t believe September is almost over. This month has been absolutely wild, even by 2025 standards. This morning, I woke …
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Today, something unexpected happenedÂ… Actually, that’s a lie. Everything was entirely predictable, which is somehow worse. This morning, I woke up thinking about Africa, which …