Category: Satire

Jaydon Blue Discovers He’s Been Pronouncing His Own Name Wrong for 20 Years – University of Texas student’s identity crisis triggers campus-wide pronunciation emergency

Letitia James Debuts ‘Resting Prosecution Face’ in Mirror, Accidentally Indicts Herself – New York AG’s stern countenance achieves sentience, files preliminary charges

Mexico Announces New ‘Mexico for the Mexicans’ Campaign, Accidentally Creates Tourism Boom – Country’s nationalist slogan proves irresistible to confused American tourists seeking authentic tacos

Millions of Taxpayers Applaud Government Shutdown, Finally Get Break from Funding Congress – Nation celebrates brief period of not paying elected officials to accomplish nothing

NVIDIA’s Washington Love Affair Reaches Uncomfortable Third Date Territory – Tech giant’s relationship with federal government now includes pet names, inside jokes

Local Man Discovers He’s Been Living in Austin’s Most Expensive Zip Code While Shopping at Dollar Tree – Austin resident’s property tax revelation comes during coupon-clipping session

The Great Purity Ranking Fiasco – Who’s Really Keeping Score?

Virginity Rankings Exposed – The Absurdity of Spiritual Scorekeeping

JD Vance’s Babyface Halloween Catastrophe – VP’s Costume Fail Becomes National Incident